Episode Transcript
[00:00:11] Speaker A: Hey.
[00:00:12] Speaker B: Hey.
[00:00:13] Speaker A: Hi, guys.
[00:00:14] Speaker C: So today we're gonna do episode about siblings.
[00:00:19] Speaker B: Which no one likes.
[00:00:20] Speaker C: Exactly.
[00:00:21] Speaker B: We all hate.
[00:00:21] Speaker A: So overrated.
[00:00:24] Speaker C: Start off about her sister, how they act and how they. They treat you.
[00:00:28] Speaker B: Okay, so me and my big sister, we both have a very good relationship. We get along very well.
Other than that, my little sister, she has been giving me and my family a bit too much attitude.
Way too much attitude.
They need to teach her how to share.
[00:00:49] Speaker A: How so annoying they are. How overrated it is to have a sibling.
[00:00:53] Speaker C: Like, who likes them. They stank. They stank.
[00:00:55] Speaker A: Smell like fish.
[00:00:56] Speaker B: I don't like being the middle child.
[00:00:57] Speaker C: I hate being the youngest, actually. No, I love being the youngest because I get whatever I want.
[00:01:03] Speaker B: The youngest sibling for me is such a brat, bro.
[00:01:06] Speaker D: All right.
[00:01:06] Speaker B: They need to give her the biggest banking on earth, though.
[00:01:09] Speaker C: So my sibling, Udon started with her. She got the biggest attitude in the world.
The biggest in the universe.
Like you could say.
So I'm gonna start with my brother. You could say that. You could say, huh? And he'd be like, what you say to me?
[00:01:30] Speaker A: Okay.
[00:01:31] Speaker C: Don't ever happen again.
[00:01:32] Speaker B: I'm like, what I do to you? Like, oh, he got problem.
[00:01:36] Speaker C: Yes. Mental issues. For real. Like, I'm sorry, you gotta go to the psych ward.
Mental hospital. Psych ward. Yes.
[00:01:43] Speaker A: Oh, no.
[00:01:44] Speaker C: Yes.
One of the little white rooms. Or all white rooms that has nothing in it. He needs to be in that. And my sister.
[00:01:51] Speaker D: You mean those mental asylums?
[00:01:54] Speaker C: My sister, she's so mean to me.
[00:01:58] Speaker B: Both my sisters. Fat shame. Me so much, bro. Like.
[00:02:01] Speaker C: Like, remember when I told Annie I text you that my sister had got AirPods, right? And mine didn't even work.
[00:02:08] Speaker B: Oh, my big sister actually broke one of hers. It got run over by her car.
And mine doesn't even work either. I can't hear anything out of it.
[00:02:17] Speaker E: Like, broom.
[00:02:18] Speaker A: Yo. Wait, guys, I got a question.
Do y.
Do your siblings eat everything in the house?
[00:02:25] Speaker E: No, they don't. My.
[00:02:26] Speaker B: Because whenever I pull up my talkies, you always be asking me for one.
[00:02:30] Speaker A: Like, one day, right? So, like, one day.
No, let me tell you about my brother. You.
[00:02:36] Speaker B: Look, you even have a brother. I'm stuck with two sisters.
[00:02:43] Speaker A: So, guys. So two sisters.
[00:02:46] Speaker D: But I'm going to get a little baby brother.
[00:02:49] Speaker A: So y' all don't even want a sister. I mean, a brother. Let me tell you what it is. Having a brother first. If you say. If you ask him a question. No, let me tell you. In the morning. In the morning, this boy looks like the Grinch, he be like. He be like this.
He be half sleep, half zombie, half. Half Bigfoot.
And then he be taking.
He be taking so long to brush his teeth, bro.
[00:03:19] Speaker B: Don't ask me. I've been taking so, like, to take a shower.
[00:03:22] Speaker C: Has the longest toenail in the universe.
[00:03:25] Speaker E: I have a. I have. I have a little brother.
He's like. He's so annoying like this. You know how my mom shares things. Like, she buys me one bag of talkie. He's. She buy him a bag of Takis, he's dead.
[00:03:38] Speaker B: Everything with my little.
[00:03:39] Speaker E: He's dead. Greedy, bro. Every time he finish his. I'm, like, saving it for school, he'd be. He'd be waking up early, snag all my chips, and be. And be. And be, like, saying I wanted some. And then when I tell my mom, she, like, gets angry at him because.
[00:03:55] Speaker B: Like, I shove my water bottle down his throat. If you want to eat everything I have, eat that well.
[00:04:01] Speaker E: Like this. My mom is, like, super, like, good because she. She don't always be on his side because every time I tell her, she even has proof. I even have proof. So, like, yeah.
[00:04:12] Speaker A: So I don't want to know what it's like having a brother. First off, he thinks that what I have is ours. Like, I got a whole PS5 for Christmas, right? So I got a controller to it, right? He'd be like, yo, let me hold that controller for a little bit, bruh. I'd be like, you got. And this kid got five controls. He got a black one, he got a. He got a blue one, he got a white one. He got. He got. He got all the controllers in the. In the PS5 history. Like, bro, use your controllers, bro. And then he'd be like, yo, let's split this V bucks together. Like, I get. Like, if I got a thousand, he gonna be like, you take 200 and I get the rest. I'd be like, what I'm gonna get.
[00:04:58] Speaker E: Out of 200 people, yo. Like this and y' all.
[00:05:01] Speaker A: And when we be playing Roblox, I be going on his avatar.
[00:05:05] Speaker E: He.
[00:05:05] Speaker A: He's a bacon. So I'll be trying to change him up. I be. I be making him.
[00:05:09] Speaker B: What are we playing with your siblings? Since when?
[00:05:11] Speaker A: He thinks. He thinks my. He think this is wwe.
Like, oh, like, we used to fight every single day. And then when we used to fight, our mom used to tell us to stop. And then he used to be blaming it on me. He used to be like, apple started it. I'd be like, I'm about to punch you your face, bro.
[00:05:31] Speaker E: Yo, like this.
This is dead true, bro. Like this. Every time. Every.
[00:05:37] Speaker A: Like.
[00:05:37] Speaker E: Like this.
[00:05:38] Speaker B: Have it felt down there, bro.
[00:05:39] Speaker E: I'm about to get a Robux gift card like this. You know, on my birthday, I got a Robux gift card, guys. You know, on my birthday, I got a Robux gift card. Guess what my little brother did. My mom said. My mom said, spend it, but spend it good. My brother got the audacity to say.
[00:05:57] Speaker A: Can I get some?
[00:05:58] Speaker E: Remember you owe me. Remember you owe me something. And I'm thinking in my mind, I don't owe you anything, son.
[00:06:06] Speaker B: Anything I have, I have to share with my little sister. She's gonna cut her butt off.
[00:06:11] Speaker A: Yeah, that's how I. I don't have a little sibling, so I'm grateful I don't have a little sibling. I spray all them hot grits on me.
Anyways, I'm grateful I don't have a little sibling.
Anyways.
[00:06:30] Speaker B: I might not be okay, though.
[00:06:33] Speaker A: Anyways, I'm happy I don't have a little sibling, but I'm kind of grateful for my big brother because he bought me raisin canes the other week, and I was munching on it, and he gonna have the audacity to take a bite on my chicken fingers, and then he gonna double dip in the sauce. I'm like, I'm like, boy, we ain't double dipping here.
And that was my food. Like, that was me, me, myself and I food. And I'm thinking, I think it wanted. The workers took a bite of my food. So I'm cooling. I'm like, did one of the workers take a bite of my food? He's like, nah, that was me. I was hungry too. And this boy bought him a whole big combo. But we had the same thing. But like, he ate his in the store. But like, I was like, how you gonna have the audacity to bite my food? Like, I swear I shall bite your head. Not for real, bro. Like, they have the biggest back.
And how he got more hair than me.
And then he had the audacity to call me bald headed. And he used to look like Mr. Clean.
[00:07:40] Speaker E: Okay, I have to, like, put my sisters.
[00:07:42] Speaker B: I thought that was the table.
[00:07:44] Speaker A: That was him.
[00:07:45] Speaker E: I have to put my big sisters.
[00:07:47] Speaker A: Wait, wait, Chloe, you go, you go.
[00:07:50] Speaker D: I try to beat my siblings every day.
[00:07:52] Speaker A: No, you gotta talk it to the mic.
[00:07:55] Speaker B: I'll be okay.
[00:07:56] Speaker D: I try to beat my siblings every day. I. I usually get destroyed by my older sister, but I can But I. But I barely.
[00:08:05] Speaker B: I could fight my little sister. I'd fight her.
[00:08:06] Speaker D: I barely go hard on my little sister because she's only 7 years old. And if I do, my mom is gonna whoop me.
So as I'm getting a little bit.
[00:08:17] Speaker B: I love to say, just for the.
[00:08:18] Speaker D: Satisfaction as I getting a little baby brother.
I'm going to be 22 in 11 years, and he's gonna be 11.
So he will try to. Since I know how boys I like, he's gonna try to fight me, and I'll beat him to a pulp.
[00:08:36] Speaker A: Okay?
[00:08:36] Speaker E: I want to put my two sisters I want to put my two sisters on the spotlight. They're, like, mad nice, bro. Like, in Guyana, they used to take care of me when I was a baby. Like, they, like, if. When they heard me.
Yeah, I'm from guy.
[00:08:50] Speaker A: And when I was from Guyana and.
[00:08:52] Speaker E: When they heard me, when they heard me crying, that was, like, so, so nice. She gave me, like, when my mom had to go to work, she dropped me off their house. It was, like, mad nice every time I was crying. They gave me a lot of stuff. They even changed me, and they even, like, took me on the road to see stuff.
Like, I. I love my sister so much.
[00:09:14] Speaker B: I hate my sister so much.
[00:09:15] Speaker A: Oh, my God. Sister, right? Is. Which is, like, my sister, but, like, yo, my.
My God, sister the best. Like, she be giving me sometimes. She'd be giving me money.
I did a whole edit for her. She be doing lashes. She told me that for my prom, she would do me a baby set, which is like, just, like, lashes that look like mine but not real, but they are not mine. And y' all tell me why, right?
She where her job is. Actually work at Nordstrom. Tell me why this girl began chick fil a every single day. And then I'd be like, let me get some. She'd be like, I'm gonna have to ship it to you. And she live you. Y' all know if y' all know where Baltimore is. Y' all know that place is mad for Baltimore.
Baltimore.
[00:10:14] Speaker D: Sam.
